My girl has a girl.
*Phone rings*
I check, it's my girlfriend, (see as I open
teeth like close up advert) she had been in NYSC camp for a week now.
Me: Baby girl, what's up, how's camp treating you? I know
the first week is the hardest but hope it's not too hard on you?
Her: *in a tired voice * Baby it's hard o, the food is crap
and I'm broke. The food leaves me so hungry...
Me: Don't worry, I'll do something about that (without money
your relationship is dead fam!)
Her: Baby I made a new friend, she's so cool and she's very
pretty, she says I'm pretty too and she likes me.
Me: Niiiiceee!! You see,
camp is not all that bad. Now try and make the most of it, most of y'all
won't see each other till your POP (passing out parade)... She cuts me off at
this point.
Her: Baby she's a lesbian. She doesn't really like guys although she has a boyfriend, hope you
don't mind. (now in my head I'm like good for me, my girl is hot and I don't
need too many guys fighting for her attention especially with the distance)
Me: Baby girl, I don't give two f**ks about that, as long as
you're happy.
Fast-forward a year and some months and I regret not nipping
that nonsense in the bud. Long story short, they got posted to the same town,
became room mates and my girlfriend is no longer my girlfriend. She has become
a boyfriend to this "fine girl" she met in camp.
My experience made me dig a lot deeper into the issue of
lesbianism and I discovered that feminism is a higher level of lesbianism in
disguise. You know those girls that form "bestie" and say men are
"trash" online? Yes, those
ones; most of them are lesbians. It's a phenomenon that has sadly come to stay.
Lol you really should have stopped her when you heard the girl is a lesbian
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